Shipping Policy
OFMITA Apparel Shipping Policy
Last updated: 2026
1. Processing times
Most OFMITA Apparel orders ship within 2 business days after you place your order. We’re a small, delightfully strange operation, but we do our best not to hold your dark humor hostage any longer than necessary. During peak times, sales, or holidays, processing may take a bit longer, but we’ll always aim to get your order out as quickly as possible.
2. Shipping times
Once your order ships, typical delivery time is **5–8 business days**, depending on your location and the carrier. Many customers receive their orders within about a week, but this is an estimate, not a blood oath. Weather, carrier delays, holidays, and other chaos outside our control can affect delivery times.
You’ll receive tracking information (when available) so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package crawl its way to you.