Sleep Is a Myth – Velveteen Plush Blanket
Sleep is a scam. You close your eyes, time-travel a few hours, and wake up confused and cranky. This blanket won’t fix that—but it will keep you cozy while you stare at the ceiling at 3 AM, plotting your revenge against mornings.
Why it’s perfect for insomniacs-at-heart:


About a third of adults admit they don’t get enough rest (the rest are too tired to admit anything).


Scientists say lack of sleep wrecks your focus, but honestly, so does the internet.


And yet, the average person still spends over an hour scrolling videos in bed instead of counting sheep.


This plush throw is soft enough to feel like a hug and stylish enough to leave draped on your couch as if you have your life together. Great gift for anyone who runs on caffeine, bad decisions, and fake promises of “catching up on rest this weekend.”
Product features


Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability


High-quality polyester that keeps its shape and dries fast


One-sided, high-detail print for maximum impact


Adult use only (kids still believe in sleep—don’t ruin it for them)


Responsibly sourced, fully compliant with safety regulations


Care instructions


Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)


Tumble dry low


Don’t bleach, iron, or dry clean—don’t push your luck


OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Sleep – But Blankets Are Real.
 
Wrap up, zone out, and pretend you’re resting.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product