one-downer - Hoodie

You had a rough day?

Cute.

This hoodie is for the friend who hears your story and immediately raises you something worse. Like a one-upper, but exclusively in misery—because nobody competes harder than someone winning at losing.

Hoodie Specs

Soft midweight fleece (~8.4 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit

Jersey-lined two-piece hood for warmth

Front pouch pocket for hands and emotional baggage

OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified, made in FLA & WRAP-certified facilities

High ring-spun cotton content, durable print

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even Your Problems – Professionally.