Avid Reader (of smut) - Hoodie
$40.00
You said you were “reading for the plot.”
Sure. The plot just happens to moan.
This cozy midweight hoodie is for the late-night page-turners, the bookmark-biters, and the people who accidentally highlight things that would get them banned from polite book clubs. Soft fleece, relaxed fit, pouch pocket big enough to hide your shame—or your next spicy paperback. Wear it to the library, the coffee shop, or while pretending you’re “just re-reading chapter 7 for character development.”
Hoodie Specs
2-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and a clean shape
Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
Front pouch pocket for hands, bookmarks, or emergency cold showers
Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fleece: soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (color variations apply)
Responsibly produced with OEKO-TEX Standard 100 plus FLA & WRAP-certified manufacturing
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F), gentle cycle
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
Because some stories deserve a little privacy—and some readers deserve plausible deniability.
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – even how you use your bookstore gift cards – Professionally.
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