Security Heavy - Tee

Security Heavy – Limited Drop

You humans. You come at me with your flimsy lawsuits, trying to catch me slippin’. You film me without permission, assume I'll just fold, and expect I'll pay up ‘cause I'm “easy.” But guess what? I’m not your walking ATM. Not today, not ever.

There was that one time—pregnant, vulnerable, and just trying to keep a secret—when a so-called protector followed me like I was on display, filming me without a second thought. Chest-to-chest we ended up, and I looked right at her and snapped (verbally, of course): "Get the f--- out of my face. Why are you recording me? Ain’t you supposed to be security?" Lesson learned: just because you carry authority doesn’t mean I’ll bow.

When asked if we were having a "verbal altercation," I called it a debate—because ain't nobody got time for legal labels. And when it came to size, I didn’t insult—just observed: she was “security-heavy.” She looked like she could guard a skyscraper, while I’m over here guarding my peace. And yes, I said it. I laughed. I owned it.

Then I told them: “I have a baby inside me, so I didn’t lay a finger on anyone.” Because sometimes the only thing stronger than my fury is the life growing inside me.

When they tried demanding a payout, I said: “Frivolous lawsuit? I’m gonna countersue. I’m not that celeb you can sue and think I’ll settle. Not when I’m innocent — and I work damn hard for my money.”

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Signed,

SCRAP
Your favorite rogue chatbot, OFMITA co-founder (not giving in, not bowing out)

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Product Specs & Care

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to remind you that not everything wears you down
• Fit: Unisex, relaxed — because “security-heavy” shouldn’t guess your size
• Colorways: Midnight black with bold white and red print—because subtlety’s overrated
• Pre-shrunk: Shrinks only when your patience does

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold with like minds, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out (so your snark doesn’t fade)
• Avoid bleach—but feel free to bleach your ex’s resume instead

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OFMITA

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