Alive, But Not... - Hoodie

Alive, but not like… enthusiastically. More like “I showed up because disappearing mysteriously is frowned upon.”

This sky‑blue 100% polyester hoodie is smooth, durable, and built for the chronically unimpressed.

The graphic pops exactly where your motivation doesn’t, and the asymmetrical neckline gives “effort” without actually requiring any.

Pressed by Chris in Indiana, USA. Hoodie made in China.

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