It’s Not Clocking to You - Hoodie

Some people just don’t get it—and it’s not clocking to them, apparently. Now you don’t even have to say it. Just pull on this hoodie and let the confusion sort itself out.

 

 

Based on the internet-breaking moment when a certain pop icon tried (and failed) to sound like a menace, this ultra-comfy hoodie makes it clear: you’re standing on business, whether they’re clocking it or not. Cozy enough for a meltdown, bold enough for a meme, and petty enough to wear twice in one week.

 

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Unisex Heavy Blend™ fleece—warm enough for cold shoulders

 

Double-lined hood, because you contain multitudes

 

Spacious front pouch pocket (holds snacks or grudges)

 

Ethically made with a 50/50 cotton-poly blend that actually holds up

 

Soft on the inside, unbothered on the outside

 

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Machine wash cold with like-minded people.

Tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning, no patience.

 

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