I Will Sleep Until My Problems Disappear – Plush Blanket 🛌💤

I Will Sleep Until My Problems Disappear – Plush Blanket 🛌💤

The world is loud. Your brain is louder. Solution? Out-sleep both. This blanket is less “cozy throw” and more “do not disturb sign for your existence.”

Crawl under, vanish from sight, and let tomorrow deal with your mess. Whether it’s unpaid bills, unfinished texts, or the crushing awareness of being alive—this blanket doesn’t judge. It just muffles.

Features

• Premium plush softness for industrial-strength avoidance

• Adult-sized, because your childhood blankie retired years ago

• Stays vibrant even after countless stress naps

• Lightweight enough to drag with you from couch to bed to floor of despair

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Tumble dry low

• Don’t bleach—life already drained the color from your soul

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Including Consciousness – Professionally.