Two Scoops Creamers & Gentleman’s Club 🍦 - Hoodie

Welcome to Two Scoops. We serve ice cream, broken dreams, and questionable life choices—24 hours a day, no refunds, no judgment. Half roadside dairy bar, half dimly lit gentleman’s lounge, entirely your vibe.

This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie feels like the kind of thing you’d wear after a long night of dollar bills and double shifts. Equal parts sketchy and cozy, it’s built for hanging by the walk-in freezer, loitering in gas station parking lots, or contemplating your fifth bad decision of the evening.

Features:

• Deep kangaroo pocket for tips, receipts, or melting candy

• Drawstring hood perfect for ducking security cameras

• Seamless fit—because you’re anything but put together

• Soft, durable blend that holds up better than your last alibi

• Embroidery options available, if you're fancy like that

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like the back room fridge

• Tumble dry medium—like the club’s lighting

• Low iron only—don’t crisp the vibe

• No dry cleaning—we’re not animals

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (for stains or sins)

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Especially Whatever’s in That Soft-Serve Machine