Bath Time - 2pc Towel Set

Bath Time! – 2pc Towel Set

For when your toaster needs a bath… or when life itself needs wiping off the counter. These towels soak up more than spills—they absorb regret, shame, and the faint smell of your failed casserole experiments.

Material: Polyester so soft it almost feels alive, ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and stubbornly resistant to fading—just like your relatives’ opinions.

Specs:

2pc set, 26x18in each

Ultra-soft, absorbent, quick-dry polyester

Machine washable (because nothing survives forever)

Give your bathroom personality, or a mild existential crisis. Either way, it’s messy and personal.

OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.