Alright Then, Get It Twisted - Hoodie

Alright Then, Get It Twisted
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You tried. You really did. You explained it clearly, patiently, twice. But they still managed to misquote, misread, or misinterpret it into some Olympic-level mental gymnastics. So now? Fine. Let ’em get it twisted.

This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie is your warm, wearable shrug. It doesn’t argue. It doesn’t explain. It just watches the chaos unfold with a slight smirk and very warm pockets. Designed for comfort but stitched with spite-resistant thread, it’s perfect for anyone who’s tired of being misunderstood—and no longer interested in correcting it.

Features:

• Kangaroo pocket for hands, snacks, or withheld opinions

• Drawstring hood for pulling up when the dumb gets too loud

• Seamless, soft build so you don’t unravel

• Tough enough to survive laundry day and fragile conversations

• Optional embroidery because even your hoodie deserves personality disorders

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your new attitude

• Tumble dry medium—like the fallout

• Low iron—unless you like it messy

• No dry cleaning—don’t complicate things further

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (for stains or soul spots)

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We Hate Everything – Even Your Misinterpretation of This Description.