Why's It Gotta Be Everything All The Time - Wristlet Wallet
$24.00
Why’s It Gotta Be Everything All The Time – Wristlet Wallet
Somewhere between checking your balance and questioning your life choices, this wallet exists.
The Why’s It Gotta Be Everything All The Time Wristlet Wallet is designed for carrying the physical evidence of your responsibilities while quietly reminding you that it never actually ends. Bills, cards, phone, receipts from places you don’t remember going—there’s room for all of it. Emotionally? You’re on your own.
Crafted from premium PU leather and pretending everything is fine, this elongated wristlet keeps your essentials close while your sanity drifts just out of reach. Sleek on the outside, subtly judgmental on the inside, it’s lightweight, soft to the touch, and far more put-together than you currently feel.
The Unavoidable Features
- Premium PU Leather – Smooth, durable, and resilient. Unlike you.
- Ample Storage – Designed to hold your phone, cash, cards, and the weight of modern existence.
- Black or White Interior Options – Choose your preferred flavor of quiet despair.
- Wrist Strap Included – So you don’t drop it while doom-scrolling or dissociating in line.
- Clean, Modern Design – Appropriate for formal events, casual outings, and staring blankly at nothing.
Care Instructions (Because Everything Needs Maintenance)
Wipe gently with a dry cloth. Let it air dry.
Yes, it might smell a little weird when it arrives. That’s normal. Leave it out for 1–2 days and the scent—and some of your optimism—will fade.
Processing Time (The Waiting Builds Character)
This item requires additional dread and processing time beyond the usual 4–6 business days. We know your patience is already thin. To compensate for its steady decline, we’ll throw in some free goodies. They won’t fix anything, but they’ll help.
Carry everything. Feel nothing. Repeat tomorrow.
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Your inability to just have one problem – Professionally
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