Unfuckerupper Tee

Fixer? No. You’re the poor soul who makes things slightly less broken.

Let’s be real: you didn’t cause the problem—just inherited it. Cross-threaded bolts, stripped screws, and a mystery rattle that only happens when no one else is around. You’re not a fixer. You’re an unfuckerupper—a one-person triage unit for other people’s mechanical sins.

This tee was built for the angry-at-home mechanic, the tool-hurler, the YouTube-certified wizard of half-working miracles. Throw it on when the job goes sideways, the manual is lying, and the only wrench that fits is the one you already lost.

Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for grease naps, durable enough for tantrums

• Classic unisex fit — because your gender doesn’t affect your rage level

• Crew neck, ribbed collar — keeps shape even when you don’t

• No side seams — fewer places to catch on jagged regrets

• Shoulder tape — reinforced for those “just one more turn” moments

Bonus:

• Printed on demand to avoid the chaos of overstock

• Ethically sourced because someone here should make good choices

Wear it when you’re elbow-deep in bullshit and still refusing to quit.
You didn’t break it. But damn it, you’ll unfuck it.