Today I'm A Silly Goose - Tee

TODAY I’M A SERIOUS GOOSE - TEE

No honking. No nonsense. Just business.

There comes a day in every unhinged waterfowl’s life when it stops chasing bread crumbs and starts chasing purpose. This is that day. This is that goose. And this is that shirt.

Printed on our unisex soft-style tee, this majestic bird dons a tie and a thousand-yard stare—ready to face the absurdity of modern life with absolutely zero patience. Made from buttery-soft cotton with reinforced shoulders and no side seams (because side seams are for clowns), this shirt is as serious as you pretend to be on Zoom calls.

Product Features:
– 100% cotton (solid colors)
– Heather and sport grey options include polyester
– Twill tape shoulders for durability
– Ribbed collar that refuses to curl under pressure
– No side seams, just serious vibes

Care Instructions:
Wash cold like your icy demeanor. Tumble dry low like your tolerance for tomfoolery. Do not bleach—this goose takes things personally.

OFMITA
We hate everything – even you, you silly goose– professionally.