They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do - Tee

A Shirt for Philosophers Who’ve Given Up

This tee isn’t just a meme—it’s a lifestyle. A perfect response to everything from existential dread to broken vending machines, it shrugs off the absurdity of the universe with a simple, glorious truth: It do. Ideal for fans of chaotic wisdom, accidental brilliance, and anyone who's stopped trying to make sense of literally anything.

Product Details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – soft enough to make life’s nonsense feel slightly less unbearable

• Unisex fit, flattering for overthinkers and underachievers alike

• Durable print that holds up through laundry cycles and existential spirals

• Available in colors that scream “whatever, man”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your takes

• Tumble dry low, unless you don’t think it be like it is (in which case, hang it and see what happens)

• Don’t bleach—this shirt already glows with cosmic apathy

• Iron inside out, if you must control something in your life

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