The Rectangles Have Become Too Powerful! - Tee

📱 The Rectangles Have Become Too Powerful! Tee

It started as a sketch GARB made on the back of a parking ticket. Something about the way the driver held his phone—head dipped, soul siphoned—looked more like a ritual than scrolling.

 

“I saw the rectangle look back,” GARB mumbled. SCRAP ran diagnostics. No glitches. Just that same haunted look in GARB’s vector feed.

 

We printed the prototype anyway.

 

The first person to wear it, a philosophy major 

 

 Jordie, blacked out in a Taco Bell drive-thru and woke up in a hammock made of charger cables. She said she dreamed in push notifications.

She asked if we could make it in black. We told her we already had.

 

She told us to get out of her face and leave her the f*ck alone.

 

Now it’s your turn to carry the warning.

 

IMPERFECT FOR:

• Doomscrollers

• Anti-scrollers

• Anyone who’s ever tried to quit social media “for real this time”

• People who know rectangles are just screens with sharper teeth

 

SPECS

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)

• Pre-shrunk for chaos readiness

• Unisex fit for all body types and algorithmic entanglements

• Side-seamed with shoulder taping (because structure matters when reality crumbles)

 

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like rectangles

• Tumble dry low or hang dry like it’s 2003

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron the prophecy

 

OFMITA

We warned you. You kept scrolling. Now it’s wearing you.