The Anxiety Tee - 2 (Limited Drop)

The Anxiety Tee - 2 (Limited Drop)

Brain. Gone. Exploded. Screaming. 💥 The Anxiety Tee doesn’t just hint at panic—it paints it in full, grotesque glory. This headless, eye-flying, rage-erupting artwork embodies every tight deadline, every minor decision that feels apocalyptic, and every moment your thoughts betray you. Wear it and show the world that your inner chaos isn’t subtle… it’s spectacular. 😵‍💫🧠

When to wear it: Coffee-fueled mornings, brutal deadlines, therapy sessions—basically anywhere survival is optional but style is mandatory.
When not to wear it: Family gatherings, job interviews, or any place that expects “calm, professional composure.”

Stats to terrify you (scientifically inspired):

• 40 million adults in the U.S. experience anxiety disorders each year.

• 70% report tension headaches or physical stress from anxiety.

• 100% of people who see this tee will know you’re not fucking around with casual calm.

Specs:

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton for soft, breathable comfort

• Classic unisex fit (S–3XL)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

• Preshrunk fabric to minimize shrinkage

Care Tips:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve graphic

• Do not bleach or iron directly on the print

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.

And yes… wearing this might literally blow your mind. 💥