Steamed – Tee

Steamed – Tee

Some days you’re calm.

Some days you’re sautéed.

And some days? You’re just steamed.

This tee features a grumpy broccoli character that has absolutely had it—arms crossed, attitude intact, cooked just enough to be edible but not enough to be agreeable. Beneath it, the word STEAMED says everything you don’t feel like explaining.

Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough to wear while quietly seething, this shirt fits like a go-to favorite and holds its shape no matter how many times life reheats the same problem. It’s perfect for grocery runs, casual hangouts, or standing in line pretending you’re fine when you’re very much not.

For anyone who’s healthy-ish, emotionally overcooked, and done pretending vegetables can’t have opinions.

Product Features

• Lightweight cotton jersey for breathable, everyday comfort

• Soft feel with a regular fit that wears easy

• Side-seamed construction to help maintain shape

• Crisp front graphic that stays sharp wash after wash

• Built for layering, lounging, and low-grade irritation

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Still steamed after laundry (expected)

OFMITA
We Hate Everything — Even Your Emotional Vegetables — Professionally.