Smile - Tee

😈 SMILE - Tee 

It’s not friendly. It’s not comforting. It’s not even normal.

It’s a smile—but with teeth that say “I hope you trip.”

This unholy grin flips the classic emoji into something... less inviting. Think smiley face, but possessed. Cheerful, but with ulterior motives. Perfect for anyone who’s done pretending to be approachable. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “Yes, I’m smiling—but it’s definitely not for your benefit.”

Ideal for customer service survivors, petty kings and queens, and anyone who's ever said “no worries!” when it was absolutely a worry.

Product Details:

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors

• Heather/sports grey: cotton/poly blend

• No side seams: Smooth, unlike your internal monologue

• Twill-taped shoulders: Sturdy enough for silent rage

• Ribbed collar: Holds its shape, even when you don’t

• Unisex fit: Evil grins are for everyone

• Lightweight fabric: Cool enough for hot tempers

OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. And we’re smiling about it. Razor sharp.