SCIENCE! — Tee

SCIENCE! — Graphic Tee

Every great mistake starts with confidence.

This shirt captures that cheerful moment right before history adds an asterisk. The smile. The optimism. The tidy little experiment that absolutely did not stay in the lab. SCIENCE! reads like a celebration because that’s how most disasters were introduced.

It’s not anti-progress. It’s anti-pretending we didn’t know better afterward. Innovation marches forward. Consequences jog to catch up. It’s a receipt. Proof that progress rarely pauses to consider consequences, and that “advancement” and “regret” often arrive in the same package.

The friendly illustration does the lying for you. History does the rest.

The tee itself is lightweight, soft, and comfortable enough to wear while pretending we learned something this time.

Product Features

• Lightweight cotton jersey for everyday wear

• Soft hand feel with a relaxed, classic fit

• Seamless tubular construction for a clean drape

• Reinforced ribbed collar with shoulder taping

• High-quality print that holds color and contrast

• Ethically sourced materials with safety certifications

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Low heat iron if needed

• No bleach, no dry clean

Progress looks better in hindsight.
It just costs more up front.

OFMITA
We Hate Everything — Even Your Bright Ideas — Professionally.