Same Age As Old People — Tee

At some point, the math stops making sense.

 

This shirt marks the moment you realize the people you thought were ancient are now… peers. Not metaphorically. Numerically. It’s not a panic — just a low, constant awareness that time has been moving this whole time and nobody told you when it sped up.

 

Printed on lightweight cotton that wears easy through everyday routines and quiet reckonings, this tee is soft, breathable, and unbothered. The fit is classic and relaxed, the fabric drapes clean, and the print stays sharp without trying to be loud about it.

 

Comfortable enough for errands, conversations you didn’t plan to have, and realizing your back hurts for no clear reason.

 

It’s not a joke.

It’s an observation.

 

Product Features

Lightweight cotton jersey designed for daily wear

Soft hand feel with a relaxed, classic fit

Seamless tubular construction for a cleaner drape

Reinforced ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help maintain shape

Durable print that holds up through regular washing and time itself

Tear-away label for distraction-free wear

Ethically sourced materials with safety and quality certifications

 

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

Tumble dry low

Iron or steam on low heat if necessary

Do not bleach

Do not dry clean

You’re not old.

You’re just suddenly in the same category.

 

OFMITA

We Hate Everything — Including Whatever This Phase of Life Is — Professionally.