Raging Death Machine - Tee
$24.00
Unicorn puke? More like a pastel death trap disguised as cotton candy chaos.
Stick this contradictory explosion of pastel nastiness on your binder and watch the confusion spread faster than your patience on Monday morning.
You’re not just any cute kid with a sticker — you’re a walking paradox, a lethal mix of saccharine and snarling rage. Because nothing says “I’m secretly a raging death machine” like a glittery mess nobody saw coming.
Features:
Removable adhesive — peel it off without a trace, unlike your last meltdown
Water-resistant — so it survives spilled coffee, tears, and the occasional beer spill
Matte finish — because shiny things attract too much attention, and you’re not here for that
Bonus:
Ethically printed so your sticker’s got better morals than most people
Made on demand — no unnecessary crap cluttering the planet or your life
Slap it on, sit back, and let the bewildered stares fuel your next act of mild destruction.
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