Patrick Is Watching You Spend - Wristlet Wallet

Patrick's Watching You Spend – Wallet

Big, empty eyes peek over the edge of your wallet as you pull out money.

They’re not mad. They’re just… confused.

“Is this where the money lives now?”

“Oh… we’re doing this again?”

“I thought we were saving that.”

“That seems like a lot.”

“So now we don’t have it anymore?”

Every purchase is met with the same soft, baffled disappointment. No plan. No budget. Just vibes and poor outcomes. The wallet doesn’t stop you. It just witnesses.

Wallet Specs

• Durable faux leather construction
• Slim fold design for everyday carry
• Multiple card slots + bill compartment
• Lightweight, flexible, emotionally unprepared
• Printed graphic that watches every transaction

Carries cash, cards, and the quiet realization that maybe this wasn’t necessary.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything — Even You — Financially — Professionally.