Oh Look, My Wife’s Last Nerve – Tee

Oh Look, My Wife’s Last Nerve – Tee

 

Some things shouldn’t be tested.

This shirt documents the impulse anyway.

Set in plain, unembellished typography, the phrase “Oh Look, My Wife’s Last Nerve – I Want To Touch It” sits there like a thought you absolutely should’ve kept to yourself. There’s no punchline, no cartoon, no wink—just the quiet confidence of someone about to make a very bad decision on purpose.

 

The tee itself is lightweight, soft, and comfortable enough to wear while doing chores incorrectly, asking the wrong question at the wrong time, or standing perfectly still hoping the moment passes. It’s a food-for-thought shirt without the food—just tension.

 

Perfect for those who understand boundaries conceptually, but not spiritually.

 

Product features

• Lightweight 3.8 oz cotton jersey for breathable, everyday comfort

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers/triblends vary)

• Regular fit with side seams to help maintain shape

• Soft hand feel that wears well alone or layered

• Printed to hold up through repeated wear and repeated poor judgment

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

 

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