Naughty List Survivor - Holiday Mug

Naughty List Survivor – Mug (Limited Winter '25 Drop)

Congratulations—you’ve survived another year of caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Celebrate your ongoing defiance of good behavior with the Naughty List Survivor mug: a glossy black vessel for your daily dose of bitterness (and maybe coffee).

Featuring a skull rocking a Santa hat, this mug delivers just the right mix of “festive” and “funeral.” It’s perfect for pretending you have holiday spirit during morning meetings, family visits, or any social situation where “ho ho ho” feels like a threat.

Sip boldly. Regret nothing. Stay hydrated with spite.

Top Reasons You Made the Naughty List

1. You replaced milk and cookies with whiskey and regret.

2. You told someone “Merry Christmas” in July—just to start a fight.

3. You’ve never once recycled a gift bag.

4. You hit “add to cart” like it’s a coping mechanism.

5. You texted your ex “happy holidays” with malicious nostalgia.

6. You told a caroler to pipe down.

7. You turned the Secret Santa exchange into a psychological experiment.

8. You spent more time spiking the punch than socializing.

9. You gave yourself the best gift—silence.

10. You drank the office coffee and left the empty pot (again).

Product Features

• Glossy ceramic finish worthy of your reflection and regret

• Vibrant colors that won’t fade—unlike your morals

• Microwave-safe for reheating both drinks and bad decisions

• Dishwasher-safe for when you’re too dead inside to hand wash

• Lead and BPA-free, because poisoning yourself is so last year

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher: top rack (where your standards go)

• Or hand wash with warm water and mild soap (we know you won’t)

OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Silent Nights – Professionally.