Mentally Ill but Totally Chill - Tee

🧠 METALLY ILL BUT TOTALLY CHILL

Anxious. Depressed. Overthinking everything since 2006.

But also? Wearing sunglasses. Sipping an iced matcha. Responding to chaos with a shrug and a meme.

This tee is for the mentally fried and emotionally sautéed—who still manage to show up looking suspiciously calm. Equal parts real talk and coping mechanism, it’s your new go-to for therapy Thursdays, doomscrolling Sundays, or smiling politely while disassociating in public.

Because maybe you’re unraveling, but you’re gonna do it in comfort.

Product Details:

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors

• Heather/sports grey: cotton/polyester blend

• No side seams: Because you don’t need more friction in your life

• Twill-taped shoulders: Reinforced for surviving family group chats

• Ribbed collar: Keeps it together even when you don’t

• Unisex fit: For all genders, all breakdowns

• Lightweight fabric: Breathable enough for panic, soft enough for naps

OFMITA We hate everything—even you—professionally. Especially when you're barely hanging on—but vibing anyway.