Jesus Knows When You’re Reading Smut — Tee

Jesus Knows When You’re Reading Smut — Tee

 

At a glance, you look literary.

Well-read. Thoughtful. Maybe even tasteful.

 

This shirt is for the people who pass as serious readers in public while privately devouring content that would absolutely change how they’re perceived if anyone bothered to ask, “So… what are you reading?” The calm, icon-like portrait and blunt declaration do the work silently—telegraphing intellect while quietly undermining it.

 

The humor isn’t loud. It lingers. Usually just long enough for an onlooker to connect the dots and immediately regret doing so.

 

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for a lightweight, soft, smooth feel

• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look and reduced waste

• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretchingPearlized, tear-away label for added comfort

• Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

• EU-compliant with a 2-year warranty and safety standards

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

 

OFMITA

We hate everything - Even you - Especially the book you swear is “just well written.”