It’s Totally a Simulation - Tee

🧠 It’s Totally a Simulation - Tee

Glitch in the Matrix? Déjà vu? That coworker who says "let's circle back" five times a day? Yeah. It’s not real.

This corrupted-glam tee leans hard into digital disillusionment with retina-burning magenta, circuit-melt green, and a font that looks like it’s halfway through crashing. Whether you're spiraling at 3AM or thriving in denial, this is your official uniform for questioning reality in style.

Perfect for NPCs, sentient algorithms, or that one guy who thinks birds are drones.

📦 Product Specs

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

• Glitch-resistant print (unless you are the glitch)

• Classic unisex fit

• Sizes XS–3XL

• Ships in real time… allegedly

🧼 Care Tips

• Machine wash cold, inside out (don’t disturb the illusion)

• Tumble dry low or flat dry to conserve processing power

• Don’t bleach—your simulation credits can’t afford it

• Iron inside-out to reduce dimensional instability

OFMITA 

We Were Never Real, and Neither Are You.