I'm Often Mistaken for an Adult Due to My Age – Two-Toned Mug

Look the part. Pay the bills. Emotionally regress at will.
This mug is for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to be a functioning grown-up—while Googling “how long can I ignore an oil change before it becomes a felony.”

You’ve got a birth certificate and a credit score (probably). That doesn’t mean you understand taxes, meal planning, or how insurance works. But hey—you’re tall enough to rent a car and tired enough to ruin dinner parties with existential dread. So here we are.

Whether you’re fake-smiling through a Zoom call or staring blankly into the void of your third reheat, this mug lets the world know: you’re just winging it, legally.

🫠 Perfect For:

• Unqualified “adults” in adult-sized bodies

• Anyone who still calls their mom when the mail looks scary

• Coworkers who say “circle back” but have zero inner circles

• Gift-givers who want to say “you’re a mess” with warmth

🎯 Product Features:

• Glossy ceramic that looks put-together, like you pretend to be

• Durable ORCA coating for that long-lasting “I tried” energy

• Microwave + dishwasher safe—because you’ve got bigger things to avoid

• Available in several colors depending on your aesthetic or mood collapse

• 11oz or 15oz options, depending on how deep the impostor syndrome runs

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wash it however you want. You’re an adult. Allegedly.

• Dishwasher safe, but you can hand-wash it too—if you’re feeling responsible (LOL).

• Just don’t microwave your unpaid bills in it. We checked, that doesn’t help.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even Your False Sense of Readiness – Professionally.
You might not be ready for life, but at least you’ve got a mug for it.