I’m Often Mistaken for an Adult Because of My Age - Tee

🧓 I’m Often Mistaken for an Adult Because of My Age Tee

This one hit a little too close to home.
SCRAP Jr. flagged it as "glitch-adjacent" because it triggered 37 unresolved identity crises in testing. Which means it’s ready for public use.

Let’s be clear: You’re not fooling anyone on purpose.
You’ve just mastered the ancient art of nodding in meetings, making dentist appointments without crying (most of the time), and pretending you know how mortgages work.

The truth? You're just tall and tired.
That's it.
That's the costume.

PERFECT FOR:
• People who thought adulthood would come with a manual and got a weird bill instead
• Anyone whose inner child is still driving, and it's not going well
• Folks who microwave their coffee three times and still never finish it
• Those whose knees say “ancient,” but whose brain says “plz don’t make me call the doctor myself”

CASE-USE SCENARIOS:
📦 Office Settings: For when your coworkers assume you know what an “HSA” is
🛒 Errands: Especially when pushing a cart full of cereal and existential dread
🎂 Birthdays: To remind everyone you aged out of clarity, not into wisdom
🧠 First dates: When you just want to say, “Emotionally? I’m 11.”

CASE FINDINGS:

• Shirt worn to parent-teacher conference by non-parent. No one questioned it.

• User reported being asked to “handle it” at least 12 times while wearing it.

• One wearer allegedly fixed a printer out of sheer panic. They have no recollection of the event.

• Mistaken for competent in 4 states. Still recovering.

SPECS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather versions contain just enough polyester to simulate maturity)
• Unisex fit — for all genders and all forms of adult denial
• Side-seamed for stability you don’t have internally
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your ambition

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, like your therapist’s tone when you dodge questions
• Tumble dry low or hang dry while rewatching childhood cartoons for comfort
• Do not bleach — your coping mechanisms are fragile enough
• Do not iron the word “ADULT.” It's not legally binding.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.

Especially the part where you're expected to know what you're doing just because you’ve been alive this long.