I’m Not the Problem, But I Am Involved - Tee

🧨 I’m Not the Problem, But I Am Involved Tee

You didn’t start the chaos.
You didn’t light the match.
But you are holding a bucket of gasoline and asking very specific questions.

 

This shirt is for anyone who’s technically innocent… but definitely around. You’re not the villain, you’re just in frame—off to the side, sipping coffee, occasionally nudging things toward disaster.

 

Not guilty. Just guilty-adjacent.

 

Perfect For:

– Passive participants with main character energy
– Background agents of entropy
– People who say “I’m staying out of it” and then absolutely don’t
– That friend who “didn’t mean to make it worse,” but did

 

📌 Involvement Stats

Instigator Level – 0%
Impact Radius – 85%
Moral Clarity – Foggy
Alibi Strength – Wobbly at best

Warning: shirt may increase chances of being added to group chats and subpoena lists.

 

🧵 Product Features

– 100% ring-spun cotton: soft enough to wrap your plausible deniability
– Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²): so you can slip away mid-mess
– Unisex fit—for every chaotic neutral
– Durable print: holds up through rumors, drama, and low-stakes betrayal
– Tagless neckline: no labels—just like your moral alignment

 

🧼 Care Instructions

Wash cold. Dry low. Wear with a shrug.
This shirt does not protect you from accountability, but it does make you look good while deflecting it.

 

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even the Ones Who “Just Showed Up” – Professionally.