I Dunno. I Just Barely Work Here — Tee

This shirt isn’t a complaint.

It’s a clarification.

Designed for people who showed up, clocked in, and immediately realized expectations were still too high, this tee communicates your role in the organization with refreshing honesty. The slogan says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to — a polite verbal shrug rendered in bold, retro lettering.

Cut from lightweight cotton that stays breathable through long shifts and longer days, it wears easy and unobtrusive. Soft against the skin, relaxed through the body, and neutral enough to layer under jackets or hoodies without drawing attention beyond the message itself. The print stays crisp. The collar holds its shape. The label won’t remind you it exists.

It’s comfortable, functional, and emotionally accurate.

Product Features

• Lightweight, breathable cotton jersey designed for everyday wear

• Soft hand feel with a relaxed, classic fit

• Seamless tubular construction for a cleaner drape

• Reinforced ribbed collar with shoulder taping to prevent stretchingDurable print engineered to survive repeated washing and repeated disappointment

• Ethically sourced materials with safety and quality certifications

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron or steam on low heat if you care

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

You’re not unhelpful.

You’re just accurately representing your level of involvement.

OFMITA
We Hate Everything — Even your IDK-I-Just-Work-Here attitude — Professionally.