I Don’t Recall It Sucking This Much to Suck Before Tee
It’s not that life didn’t always suck. It’s that it used to suck differently. Back then, there was still the illusion of hope. A vibe. A naïve optimism. Now? Just the crushing weight of déjà vu, but somehow wetter and meaner. This shirt captures the exact moment your inner child packed their bags and moved out mid-sentence.
Because you're not just exhausted—you're historically exhausted. Chronically underwhelmed. And somehow, this round of suckage feels personal.
When to Wear It:


During major life events you’d rather skip, like weddings, funerals, or waking up


Work meetings that could’ve been hauntings


School pickups where you try not to scream into the void


Retail therapy gone wrong


When you try a new hobby and immediately suck at it


Every Monday through the collapse of society


While explaining “how things used to be better” to a Gen Z barista who’s already over you


On laundry day when this is literally the only clean shirt left—fitting.


Product Features
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to absorb tears and nacho cheese
✅ No side seams, just like your remaining will to keep it together
✅ Ribbed knit collar – stays strong, even if you don’t
✅ Classic fit with bold lettering for maximum emotional broadcast
✅ Ethically produced, because we’re not total monsters
Care Instructions


Machine wash cold – like the realization your best years were probably a fluke


Tumble dry low – just like morale


Do not bleach (even if tempted by metaphors)


Iron low if society’s still functioning


Do not dry clean – we know you’re not going to



 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even How Bad It’s Gotten Lately – Professionally.