Hang In There, It Gets Worse - Tee

From OFMITA’s Benevolent Threats Collection

Just when you thought things might turn around—bam—life hands you another reason to scream into a pillow. This tee is a warm, fuzzy punch to the gut: a dark twist on those toxic positivity posters from your dentist's office. Featuring a distressed critter barely dangling from a branch (emotionally and otherwise), it’s the perfect daily reminder that the light at the end of the tunnel might actually be an oncoming train.

Product Features:

• Fabric: Lightweight, 100% ring-spun US-grown cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

• Fit: Classic unisex softstyle fit with a crew neckline

• Design: Bold glitch-art text with layered cyan, magenta, and black colors

• Construction Details:

  • No side seams for a smooth silhouette and less fabric waste

  • Ribbed collar for shape retention

  • Shoulder tape for added durability

  • Smooth surface perfect for high-quality printing

• Ethics: Made with ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX certified for safety

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Great for:

• Sarcastic humor fans

• Social media enthusiasts

• Stand-up comics

• Funny gift ideas

• Casual parties or weekend wear