Every One Knows - Tee

EVERYONE KNOWS

👀 They know. We know. You definitely know.

There you were, just minding your own business—maybe zoning out to a lava lamp or spending 47 minutes deciding which chips to open—and then it hit you: Everyone. Knows.

Knows what? Exactly.

This shirt is the perfect companion for your late-night spirals and snack-fueled self-doubt. Printed in bold paranoia-inducing style, it whispers sweet nothings like “you left the stove on” and “why did she say ‘interesting’ like that?”

Crafted on a unisex soft-style tee, so at least your existential dread will be comfy.

Product Features:
– 100% cotton (unless you’re just imagining that)
– Polyester blend in heather & sport grey for maximum static cling energy
– Ribbed collar to hold onto something
– Twill tape shoulders to carry the weight of your suspicions
– Seamless sides... like the walls that are definitely watching

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Fold while asking: “Why is it so quiet all of a sudden?”

OFMITA
You’re not being paranoid. We really are judging you.