Drunk Cigs Don't Count - Tee

👕 Drunks Cigs Don't Count – Tee

Welcome to the exclusive club of “Yeah, that’s not helping.” This tee doesn’t just call out your bad habits — it immortalizes the delusion that “drunks cigs don’t count” like it’s a winning strategy. Spoiler alert: it’s not.

Stamped in a rebellious spraypaint style, dripping in black and rebellious purple, this shirt doesn’t beg for forgiveness — it demands your sober (or not) attention. It’s the kind of apparel you wear when you’re actively ignoring better judgment and proud of it.

Soft as your excuses but with zero tolerance for denial. Unisex fit, because bad decisions look good on everyone. Perfect for waking up with regrets, avoiding eye contact at brunch, and pretending you don’t remember last night’s texts.

OFMITA: Putting your questionable life choices on display — so you don’t have to lie about them anymore.

🌀 Crafted by the OFMITA council of snark, shade, and relentless honesty.

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hug your hangover

• Unisex fit — for the wonderfully flawed, all shapes and sizes

• Spraypaint-style print — bold, defiant, and built to survive your worst nights

• Tagless neckline — silently judges without adding irritation

• Sizing options — from “Meh” to “Nope, not happening”

🧺 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold — like your ability to adult most days
Tumble dry low — so your irony stays fresh
No bleach, no ironing the print, and no second chances

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a badge of honor for the beautifully broken and the gloriously stubborn. Because some habits don’t quit — but you might as well look badass while you keep pretending.