Don’t Mind Me. I’m Just Gonna Go Crash Out Real Quick – Tee

Don’t Mind Me. I’m Just Gonna Go Crash Out Real Quick. – Tee

One second you’re swallowing your frustration. The next, you’re reenacting a Greek tragedy in the breakroom with a box cutter and a shipping label printer.

Like this one guy—warehouse third shift. Went four months without snapping. Then one day, a supervisor asked him to “pick up the pace” while he was loading a pallet solo in 98-degree heat.

He didn’t yell. He didn’t argue. He just crashed out.
Ripped the shrink-wrap roll clean in half. Slammed his scanner into the timeclock.
Told Brenda from HR she could take her “verbal warning” and file it in Hell.
Clocked out mid-sentence. Drove off with the forklift keys.
Still hasn’t returned his badge.

This tee is for that exact energy. When you've played nice, held your tongue, kept it together—and then something in you just detonates.

✅ Product Features:
100% US-grown ring-spun cotton – soft enough to wipe down the evidence
Tubular knit construction – no seams, no restraints
Ribbed collar – holds its shape better than your manager’s lies
Shoulder tape for stability – because your grip on reality is slipping
Ideal for public meltdowns, hostile group chats, and sudden unemployment

🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold like your stare in that final meeting
Tumble dry low like your ability to tolerate fools
Do not bleach (some lines shouldn’t be crossed)
Iron low, or don’t—rage looks good wrinkled
Do not dry clean. You’re already under enough scrutiny.

OFMITA –

We Hate Everything – especially your little outburst – Professionally.