Don't Mind Me... Crash Out Real Quick – Plush Blanket 🛌💤

Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Gonna Crash Out Real Quick – Plush Blanket 🛌💤 (Limited Drop)

Because sometimes you don’t fall asleep—you just black out horizontally and hope rent waits. This velveteen plush blanket is the ultimate cover story: soft enough to cocoon your regrets, warm enough to keep the existential dread outside (mostly).

Whether you’re ghosting your responsibilities, napping through your social life, or just practicing for a permanent dirt nap, this blanket’s got you. Curl up, check out, and let the world do its own thing—badly, as usual.

Features

• Anxiety-grade softness for involuntary shutdowns

• Vibrant print that looks awake, so you don’t have to

• Durable stitching for years of avoiding calls

• Quick-dry polyester for coffee spills, panic sweats, or both

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach—your outlook’s pale enough

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We Hate Everything – Even Your Survival Naps – Professionally