Don't Let My Girlfriend Pet Your Dog - Tee

👕 DON’T LET MY GIRLFRIEND PET YOUR DOG – TEE

Some girlfriends make brunch plans.
Yours is planning a full-blown dog heist.

This shirt isn’t hypothetical—it’s a public service announcement. Because the moment she crouches down and says, “Oh my gosh, what’s his name?” you’re already one tail wag away from a missing dog poster and a mysterious new chew toy in her car.

This tee doesn’t scream. It winks. It warns. It lets the world know your relationship is 90% love and 10% “stop petting strangers’ dogs before we end up on the news.”

Soft cotton. Hard truths. Perfect for dog parks, awkward conversations with pet owners, and court-ordered boundaries.

🌀 Brought to you by OFMITA’s Department of Domestic Theft Prevention & Emotional Support Animal Monitoring.

Product Features:

100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough to distract from the crime in progress
Unisex fit – because love is complicated, but shirt sizes don’t have to be
Durable print – unlike your chances of keeping that golden retriever
Tagless neckline – smooth like her getaway plan
Sizes range from “innocent smile” to “definitely already named the dog”

🧺 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold—like your girlfriend’s insistence she’d “never actually do it”
Tumble dry low—because heat and guilt don’t mix
Do not bleach, do not iron over the warning, do not let her near your neighbor’s corgi

This isn’t just a tee. It’s a legal disclaimer in cotton form. Because when she says “just one pet,” you already know: it’s never just one. 🐾