Delulu Is the Solulu - Tee

🪐 Delulu Is the Solulu - Tee

This graphic was beamed into SCRAP Jr.’s core memory during a routine cosmic scan of influencer brainwaves. At first, we thought it was a virus. Then we saw the pastel gradients, the fake planet, the unearned optimism... and we knew:

This was not a malfunction.
This was delusion, weaponized.

Delulu is the solulu. It doesn’t rhyme because it’s rational.

It rhymes because you need it to.

Reality is grim. Your job? Mid. Your soulmate? Probably a cardboard cutout of someone who didn’t text back. So? Manifest anyway. Beam harder. Put this shirt on and lie to the universe with confidence.

We believe in you (but only if you believe in yourself harder).

PERFECT FOR:
• Daydreamers with 100 backup plans and zero follow-through
• People who romanticize eye contact
• Manifestation addicts who whisper “this means something” every time a clock hits 11:11
• Anyone who knows the vibes are more powerful than facts

CASE-USE SCENARIOS:
🌠 First dates: Especially when you're spiritually married to someone who doesn’t know your name
💫 Job interviews: For a role you made up in your head
📱 Group chats: Where everyone’s mentally ill, just differently
🌌 Midnight Target runs: When you need toothpaste and a life reset

CASE FINDINGS:

• Shirt wearer began referring to red flags as “power-ups”

• Multiple users claimed improved manifestation results — sample size: 1

• One wearer reportedly left Earth during a dental cleaning and didn’t return for 6 hours

• Reality politely looked the other way

SPECS
• 100% ring-spun cotton (unless reality warps)
• Unisex fit for cosmic and chaotic energy alike
• Side-seamed to stabilize your orbit
• Pre-shrunk — unlike your expectations

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, like the DMs you’re ignoring
• Tumble dry low or hang dry while realigning your chakras
• Do not bleach — you’ll kill the vibe
• Do not iron over the stars. They’re watching.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. But this one? It’s delusion we can finally get behind.