Death Metal & Rainbows - Tee

Nothing says “I contain multitudes and most of them are violent” like pastel chaos wrapped around unprocessed rage. This shirt looks like it belongs at a sticker swap—but wears like a threat. Wear it loud. Wear it soft. Confuse everyone.

The colors say joy. The eyes say "try me." Let them guess which version of you showed up today.

Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for cuddles, strong enough for meltdowns

• Classic unisex fit — whether you’re a menace or just misunderstood

• Crew neck, ribbed collar — pastel vibes, durable lies

• No side seams — nothing to snag on your inner contradictions

• Printed on demand — chaos made to order

• Ethically sourced — even if your personality isn’t