Coffee Because Murder is Wrong - Two-Toned Mug

☕ COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG – TWO-TONED MUG

Some days, it’s not about “good morning.” It’s about “don’t test me.”

This mug understands.
Crafted from glossy ceramic with a bold pop of color, it’s your daily dose of barely-contained civility. The microwave- and dishwasher-safe design? That’s just a bonus. The real hero here is the sturdy C-handle—perfect for holding on tight when you can’t legally use the C-word.

Coffee keeps your hands busy. This mug keeps you out of prison. Mostly.

Perfect for true crime fans, chaos survivors, and anyone white-knuckling their way through polite society.

Product Features

• 100% dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning

• Microwave-safe for versatile heating options

• Vibrant colors with the latest printing techniques

• Complies with EU REACH requirements for safety

• Made of 100% ceramic with a glossy finish

Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

OFMITA: Helping you sip, not snap.