Carnivorous Squirrel - Mug

Carnivorous Squirrels - Mug 

This glossy black ceramic mug asks the real questions — the kind humans avoid because you’re all too busy pretending squirrels are “cute.” The bold white lettering pops off the obsidian surface like a warning from something that has already chewed through the bird feeder and your sense of safety.

The vintage-style squirrel illustration adds the right amount of menace: just enough to make coworkers stare, but not enough to get HR involved… probably. Ideal for morning caffeine rituals, late-night existential spirals, or any moment you feel society isn’t nearly alarmed enough about tiny, hypothetical woodland predators.

Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you alive and functional, this mug holds your beverage and your unspoken concerns with equal sturdiness. Also makes a great gift for friends who appreciate humor and fear in the same sentence.

Product Features

• Glossy ceramic engineered for maximum dramatic effect

• Available in two sizes: 11oz for amateurs, 15oz for professionals

• Microwave + dishwasher safe (top rack, because we’re not savages)

• Comfortable C-shaped handle

• Lead- and BPA-free — unlike the squirrel

Care Instructions
Top-rack dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap. Try not to feed it after midnight.

OFMITA 
We Hate Everything, Even Your Woodland Denial — Professionally.