Alpha Male — Tee

Confidence is a performance.

 

This shirt is the encore.

 

Featuring the words “Alpha Male” paired with a rainbow unicorn graphic, this tee quietly undermines the entire concept without raising its voice.

 

It’s not an argument. It’s a visual contradiction that lets fragile ideas collapse under their own weight.

 

Printed on lightweight cotton that wears comfortably through everyday life and unnecessary posturing, this tee is soft, breathable, and relaxed. The fit is classic, the fabric drapes clean, and the graphic stays vibrant without trying to look tough about it.

 

Easy to layer, easy to wear, and impossible to misread — if someone gets it, they get it.

 

It’s not satire.

It’s evidence.

 

Product Features

Lightweight cotton jersey designed for daily wear

Soft hand feel with a relaxed, classic fit

Seamless tubular construction for a cleaner drape

Reinforced ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help maintain shape

Durable, high-quality print that holds color and contrast

Tear-away label for distraction-free wear

Ethically sourced materials with safety and quality certifications

 

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

Tumble dry low

Iron or steam on low heat if needed

Do not bleach

Do not dry clean

Strength isn’t loud.

It’s comfortable being ridiculous.

 

OFMITA

We Hate Everything — Including Performative Masculinity — Professionally.